Oh Really?

Heard a big laughter upstairs and my friend comes running laughing and says

“I can’t take this anymore, I literally rolled on the steps laughing”


“Literally?”


“Yes, literally”


“You mean figuratively?”


“Means?”


“If you had literally rolled on the steps, we would now be carrying you to the hospital. What you meant is ‘figuratively’

Moreover, when you say ‘literally’ you mean ‘actually’ or ’in fact’, ‘in literal terms’ which means ‘exactly’”


Getting an overdose of the lingo he says


“Ah ok, whatever, just chill buddy!” 


and then adds

 

“Why do you always take things literally?”


:)


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